Weird Things I've Learned in Real Estate

The lessons and challenges never stop as a Realtor! I was thinking the other day about all the weird things I know, lessons I’ve learned, and opinions I have developed. Do you have any weird knowledge or opinions about houses?

  • New dishwashers suck. If there is an older one, don’t replace it.

  • Don’t go in an unfinished basement alone. This should not be a surprise, basements are so creepy.

  • Things break even when there isn't anything wrong with them. Moving seems stressful on houses, appliances and systems will develop new issues as soon as closing day is near!

  • Disposals are bad for the environment. I guess I have to stop trying to get one for my kitchen.

  • Natural Gas is on its way out. High efficiency electric appliances are the way of future (for now).

  • People try to take care of their homes. Even if it’s not to your standard, most people are trying to maintain or improve their homes. If you see an unfished project or something done incorrectly, it’s usually the best the owner could do.

  • Rats are becoming prevalent all over the Portland area. They are every where and getting into homes!

  • Furniture is often the source of the smell.

  • Brick Foundations are the worst.

  • The neighbors are nicer than they look. You never know, the house with all the cars parked on the lawn might be your new mechanic!

  • The neighbors are worse than you can imagine. People are crazy. You can’t tell by looking at a house, so come with an open heart but be ready to set boundaries with your new neighbors.